With Christmas nearly upon us, these two Grumpy Old Accountants have become a bit melancholy (not totally unexpected at this time of year given our advancing ages), and have decided to ask Santa for some help in restoring the glory of our beloved accounting profession. The result: our Christmas “wish” List for Santa.
Dear Santa:
Hello. We are writing you this letter to let you know exactly what we would like for Christmas. We are a bit different from other accountants who would be thrilled to receive a tablet computer, the latest edition of Quickbooks, and the like. We also recognize that some in the business community (mostly Big Four partners) believe we deserve a lump of coal for many of our blog postings this year. However, we trust your judgment to recognize that our hearts are in the right place. We have six requests, all of which bring gifts to investors and creditors and would improve the US economy:
1. Please bring the Big Four auditing firms a brand new audit model. The key characteristics of this new model should be that:
- It actually detects fraud and serves as an early warning indicator of financial distress.
- It eliminates the “expectation gap” by giving the investing public the verification process which it expects, not what the current auditors deliver.
- It provides investors with a comprehensive listing and detailed description of all accounting deficiencies found during the audit so investors can evaluate both the quality of an audited company’s financial statements and the adequacy of the audit conducted.
As you will recall, Santa, we first raised our concerns over the audit model in Big 4 Audits: A Thing of the Past? By the way, we think Francine McKenna and Michael Barnier also would appreciate this gift.
2. Please bring the United State Congress a bill that would amend Dodd-Frank and allow the SEC to keep all of the fines and penalties it obtains. It is silly to limit the funding to this agency as it is the most important structure in fighting securities fraud. The budget for the SEC must be increased if the investment community has a chance to read honest and reliable financial reports (James Steward, NYT, “As a Watchdog Starves, Wall Street is Tossed a Bone”).
3. Please bring the Public Company Accounting Oversight Board (PCAOB) more money to inspect and detect poor quality Big 4 audits. Given that these are fiscally constrained times, we suggest transferring monies promised to the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to the PCAOB. Assuming the second wish is granted, the SEC can easily make up this shortfall by increasing their reliance on fines and penalties to fund its operations. Not only would this provide the SEC with a greater incentive to seek out, investigate, and punish those publicly traded companies committing financial reporting fraud, it would also promote higher penalties. After all, isn’t this what enforcement and oversight is supposed to be about?
Santa, we initially noted our worries about regulation in Paper Tigers: The U.S. Accounting Oversight Regime and The PCAOB is Too Soft on Auditors. While we have been critical of the SEC and the PCAOB, we really wish them both a lot of success in rooting out the evils in our financial system.
4. Please bring the United States Congress a bill that will pass with bi-partisan and Presidential approval that:
- Bans political action committees (PAC) for any organization that provides audit, accounting, and/or oversight duties for governmental agencies.
- Bans political contributions by any organization that provides audit, accounting, and/or oversight duties for governmental agencies.
Such legislation would mean that any accounting and auditing firm that provides accounting or auditing services for U.S. publicly traded firms, as well as any governmental agency, would be prohibited from membership in a PAC that lobbies the U.S. government, as well as contributing individually as a firm to a particular political cause. This would reduce the likelihood that Big 4 firms would lobby for rules that favor them, but actually weaken the accounting and auditing structure (i.e., international financial reporting standards (IFRS) and “too few to fail” policies), so critical to the investing public.
Santa, you may recall that we first expressed our concerns about the excessive political influence of the Big Four in Big 4 Audits: A Thing of the Past.
5. Please bring the accounting profession’s leading organizations (particularly the American Institute of CPAs (AICPA) and the American Accounting Association (AAA)) a backbone for Christmas. This spine should be strong enough such that:
- The AICPA reverses course from its current “business focus” to the “professional perspective.” For decades accountants understood that the public interest required them to perform their duties in such a way as to instill confidence in society in general and in the marketplace in particular. However, making money is more important to the AICPA today than the public interest ethic. See Enron’s Tenth Anniversary: Context for Andersen’s Auditing Failures.
- That the AAA reverses course from its current “Big Four and large firm focus” to an “independent academic focus.” Despite its wealth of creativity and talent, the AAA and its members are generally unwilling to challenge the behavior of large accounting firms because of their reliance on these firms for funding and other resources. Consequently, the Big Four roam relatively free to impose IFRS and their poor auditing practices on the unsuspecting marketplace.
Santa, this request is particularly important since the leadership of the accounting profession is seriously at risk. See Where Are the Accounting Profession’s Leaders?
6. Finally, please bring the Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB) a giant lump of coal for its efforts with respect to Fair Value Reporting, Repurchase Transactions, and IFRS. All we need to say on this issue is Financial Crisis of 2008, MF Global, and condorsement, and you will get the point, no doubt.
Santa, we’d rather not get too much into this last request so as not to ruin our chances in getting requests one through five…we hope you’ll understand.
Thank you so much for listening to our requests…milk and cookies will be awaiting in Philadelphia and State College. Safe travels.
Grumpy Tony and Grumpy Ed
This essay reflects the opinion of the authors and not necessarily the opinions of The Pennsylvania State University, The American College, or Villanova University.

ANTHONY H. CATANACH JR. is an associate professor in the School of Business at Villanova University, as well as the Cary M. Maguire Fellow at the American College Center for Ethics in Financial Services. His professional experience includes five years as an audit manager with KPMG and six years in the financial services industry. Dr. Catanach has received numerous awards for his publication, teaching, and curriculum innovation efforts. He has authored numerous articles on a variety of accounting, finance, and management issues, as well as several business education texts..
J. EDWARD KETZ is an associate professor of accounting in the Smeal College of Business at Pennsylvania State University. He has a bachelor’s degree in political science, a master’s degree in accountancy, and a Ph.D., all from Virginia Tech. Professor Ketz has been a member of the Penn State faculty since 1981. He also has taught at the University of Connecticut and the University of Maryland. Professor Ketz has authored and edited 17 books including Hidden Financial Risk (Wiley, 2003) which examines the corporate culture and the institutional setting that engendered recent accounting scandals. Dr. Ketz has been cited in the popular and business press, including The Wall Street Journal, The New York Times, The Washington Post, Business Week, and USA Today. He also has appeared as an accounting commentator on CNN, National Public Radio, and Bloomberg Radio.
A response from Santa Claus:
Dear Grumpy Tony and Grumpy Ed,
Indeed, your hearts are in the right place. Your heads, however, must be where the light of the accounting profession doesn’t shine. Your bright profession offers countless reasons to rejoice and fill you with holiday cheer.
Over the last 125 years, your profession has tremendously helped my little North-Pole venture thrive and adapt to a changing world. I now make my list in a spreadsheet and trust a CPA to check it twice. Truly, I could not have done it without you and your peers.
It is honorable that you feel your profession should be able to right all the wrongs in this old crazy world. Please don’t stop looking for improvements and seeking perfection. It certainly is something to aspire to. However, when you have done all you can, take a rest, and appreciate all that is done. Take pride in the relentless efforts of your colleagues who conscientiously contribute daily to their practice, their national organizations, state societies and local chapters.
Remember to inventory and account for all the assets of the profession or you won’t reach the proper equity. But I don’t have to teach you that.
You have been good boys and I have a special gift for you this Christmas: a brand new perspective. With it, you will be able to pursue your six wishes on your own as Jolly Tony and Jolly Ed.
Thanks for the milk and cookies. Always a good choice!
Santa
I don’t think Santa is gonna make it this year guys. Your wish list is way too long. But Merry Christmas anyway – can you say those two words? Or have I violated Church-State? Oh, what the heck – Happy Eid-UL-Futr!!!
Don’t you guys know that Santa doesn’t visit people over the age of 12? After that, friends and relatives start buying you presents!
I think an appropriate wishlist item for Accounting Audit staff would be electronic document management systems with Auditor specific views to help when conducting audits. Reducing cycle time and ‘shadowing’ of clientele staff helps in facilitating a smoother audit with the downside of having fewer billable hours. However, with the customers that we’ve seen deploy expedited audit utilities, the experience has been positive for both the auditor and auditee. Check out our thoughts on that here:http://insight.cloudxdpo.com/blog/bid/192138/9th-Day-of-Christmas-Accounts-Payable-Invoice-Retrieval-Made-Easy